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These are Turnip O' Lanterns. Turnips are somewhat more tricky to carve
than are pumpkins, as pumpkins are inherently hollow, and somewhat soft
besides. Turnips, of course, are neither. Turnip-carving is definitely
something you should not attempt unless you are fairly adult-ish,
non-clumsy, and are using a great deal of caution. Please try to aim the
knife away from you, so that you don't inadvertently kill yourself. That
would be bad, and you might be upset with me if you survive. I'd also
recommend not burning a candle in one of these indoors. That really
stinks. My parents like the taste of turnip, but they couldn't stand the
stench of burning turnip. I assure you, this is a far better use of
turnips than actually eating the wretched things.
After carving complicated faces into small turnips (which, in case I
didn't emphasise this enough earlier, are extremely solid and not
conducive to this), pumpkins are an absolute joke -- completely
unchallenging. I understand peppers are also quite nice, and look
spectacular with a candle inside, but they're presumably even easier than
pumpkins.
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